Attempted Murder Crows T-Shirt — Goth Raven Graphic Tee

This lightweight tee carries a dry, dark humor that clicks with anyone who loves true-crime banter and birdwatcher wit. Two silhouetted crows perch on a twig above bold block lettering that reads “ATTEMPTED MURDER,” turning a simple shirt into a statement piece you’ll reach for when you want to be playful, a little morbid, and totally confident. The soft heathered fabric drapes neatly for a retail fit and the crew neckline keeps the look clean — wear it to late-night podcast binges, neighborhood walks, or casual meet-ups where conversation starters matter. It feels lived-in from the first wear and won’t scream for attention; it invites a smirk and a double-take.

Made from airy, combed and ring-spun cotton with thoughtful construction details — side seams for shape retention, ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and a tear-away label — this tee balances comfort and durability. Sourced through ethical manufacturing and REACH-certified materials, it’s an easy choice for someone who cares about how their clothing is made as much as what it says.

The muted, warm heather color and minimalist two-tone artwork keep the design wearable with jeans, layered under a jacket, or paired with a cozy cardigan for cooler evenings. It’s for people who like a little edge to their everyday style and enjoy clever, slightly wicked graphics that spark conversation.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001) — lightweight, breathable fabric
- Retail fit with crew neckline, side seams, ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Prints executed via DTF/DTG methods for crisp, vibrant sleeve and label graphics; tear-away label to reduce irritation
- Ethically produced (Fair Labor Association, Platinum WRAP), REACH certified; blank sourced from Honduras
- Color blends vary by shade (see fabric blend list for Ash/Heather/ Athletic/Black Heather)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean